1-800-EXORCISM
Someone in my life tried to exorcise me via text message.
You read that sentence right.
It was a few long days of despair and sadness because a loved one wanted to cast a demon out of me that is evidently the only rational explanation for me loving another woman. Then I got to thinking. What if a 1-800 number really did exist for modern day exorcisms? How would it work? Who answers the phone? How is a case deemed complete? Would reviews be available on Google or the Vatican’s website? Who handles complaints?
The truth is that train of thought was a bit of a coping mechanism given the unceasing regularity with which I am told my love is an abomination. I did however discover that there are two kinds of exorcisms in Catholicism:
Minor Exorcisms
Prayers of protection against Satan.
Major Exorcisms
Conducted by an exorcist to free a person from demonic possession
You really do learn something new every day, in the most unexpected ways. That is about all I will say about exorcisms here though because the message I’d rather you take away from reading this is simple, but a decades long affair to understand for others. And that is no one chooses to be gay or straight. And to tell someone they are not at fault for being born a certain way, but then hating them for loving another is contradictory.
To quote part of 1 Corinthians 13:
“If I give away all my possessions, and if I hand over my body so that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends. But as for prophecies, they will come to an end; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will come to an end. For we know only in part, and we prophesy only in part; but when the complete comes, the partial will come to an end. When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became an adult, I put an end to childish ways. For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then we will see face to face. Now I know only in part; then I will know fully, even as I have been fully known. And now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; and the greatest of these is love.”
I do not despise the person who texted me. I love them very much. And sometimes the people we love the most will hurt us deeply. But ultimately, I see this as a call to love deeper, and centre kindness, no matter what others might do. And to always have faith, hope, and love.